Thursday, April 30, 2009

Sphincter Goes Left

"Just so I can get re-elected, I'm going to change parties and go with the leftists". Thus was said by Alarm Sphincter just the other day when he realized that he would probably not get re-elected as a Republican because of his mostly left-wing stands.

I think that the fine folks in Pennsylvania should reward this type of personal preference as a chance to send him home for good. Five terms in the Senate is way to long. He has obviously lost touch with the people who kept electing him, and now it is time for a change.

Sure would be nice to hear this song - Sha na na, hey hey, goodbye!

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